Jasper's smile always makes me happy.<\/p><\/div>\n

This is Jasper. He sells Streetsheets around the corner from my flat. If I ever need a bodyguard, I’m hiring Jasper. Because he could disarm anyone with that smile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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