C’mon. Make My Birthday.
Now accepting dares for Birthday 2009. Yes, yes, my favorite day of the year is my birthday. When everyone else has those post-holiday blues, guess what… there’s one more coming, shortly after New Year’s Day! Doesn’t matter that I’m getting older. Who isn’t? What matters is it’s All About Me. And every year, both on the date and throughout the year itself, my goal is to top last year. And this year, I want you to join me. I am soliciting dares for things I should do for Birthday 2009. It can be on the actual birthday itself, or something I must do sometime during the year. Maybe it’s something you wish you yourself could do. Maybe it’s something you think it’d be fun to read about someone else doing it. I don’t know, and I don’t care. My only requests are that it: doesn’t involve harming children or animals, and b. won’t cause my insurance premium to go up. Now put on your thinking cap and start sending ideas! Deadline is midnight December 30, 2008.